dear imbecile...

you: You should hurl a moon pie my way
me: I think I heard my brain sneeze just now
you: Ok! I just heard the voices again, they're having a puppet show
me: Huh? Oh, ummmm... I dunno - just another murdered brain cell
you: Nervous twitch goin on...
you: If you could lick anything for the rest of your life, what would you lick?
me: So, ummmm... yeah, criminally insane I think
you: Two reasons: ummm, cuz I said so and cuz you better
me: I just wanted to make your head explode
me: The need... the urge... the constant want of... a moon pie
you: Nipple